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Everything you need to know before you land in Pattaya.

A 120-minute live deep-dive into the city most travel guides are too scared to cover honestly. You leave knowing exactly where to stay, what things actually cost, how the nightlife works, and how to not get scammed, robbed, or arrested.

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What you get out of this

You’ll know the city before you arrive

Every area — what each one is actually like, who stays there, and which one fits your trip.

You’ll know what things should cost

From the baht bus to the 25,000-baht night. Real price breakdowns across hotels, food, transport, and nightlife at every budget level.

You’ll stay safe

The scams, overcharges, tourist traps and love crimes. How each one works and exactly how to avoid it. Plus a reality check.

You’ll understand the nightlife system

Bar girls, go-gos, soapies, bar fines, freelancers, the hour-by-hour timing. The full picture — without judgment, without confusion.

You’ll know what to do if something goes wrong

Health clinics, STI testing, hospitals, heatstroke, food poisoning, police reports for insurance. The stuff nobody tells you until you need it at 2 AM.

You’ll have a plan

Every transport option from Bangkok, other cities and islands. Every way out. Day trips, and exactly how to structure your days so you don’t waste half of them figuring things out on the ground.

What’s covered

✅ Getting to Pattaya (all options, real prices)
✅ Best hotels for every budget
✅ Where to eat: Thai, seafood, Michelin picks, Western
✅ Complete nightlife/zones breakdown
✅ Safety: scams, theft, police, what to do when things go wrong
✅ Culture rules: what gets you in trouble, what earns respect

✅ Area-by-area breakdown: where to stay for what kind of trip
✅ Getting around: baht buses, Grab, Bolt, scooters
✅ Daytime: beaches, day trips, Koh Larn, free activities
✅ The bar fine system, pricing tiers, freelancer risks
✅ Health: clinics, STI reality in 2025–26, hospitals
✅ 20 minutes Q&A: submit your questions, get your answers.

Bonuses

Bangkok & Pattaya Nightlife Planning Kit (Value: $12)

Nightlife guide. 10-day itinerary (with map). 4 more maps: nightlife districts and hotel locations. Plus: 238 hand-curated hotel recs — including guest-friendly properties. Sent to you afterwards (only for attendees).

1 month Thailand Trip OS for free (Value: $5)

1000 tips, 50+ guides, 45 maps, 20 itineraries, 14 AI tools. Access code sent to you afterwards (only for attendees).

The Ultimate Pattaya Food Map (Value: $5)

70 locations: street food, shop houses, markets, food courts, restaurants, cafés, western food, other asian food, upscale restaurants. Sent to you afterwards (only for attendees).

Your Host: Tim Travel Taste

More than 37,000 travelers follow my Thailand advice on YouTube. I’ve spent 13 years and $110k exploring the Land of Smiles. I’ve made the mistakes, found the hidden gems, and navigated the logistics so you don’t have to.

Now I help travelers turn confusion into clarity. Through calls and videos, email courses and lists, resources and guides.

I give you everything I wish I knew 13 years ago.

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THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

✅ You’re planning your first trip to Pattaya and don’t want to figure everything out by making expensive mistakes on the ground.

✅ You’ve been once before but felt like you were missing context — why things work the way they do, what the locals actually think, where the real value is.

✅ You want someone to be completely straight with you about how the nightlife works, without the nervous wink-and-nudge treatment or the fake moral disclaimer.

✅ You’re the kind of person who researches before they travel — and you want one source that’s done the work so you don’t have to cross-reference 40 blogs and videos from 2019.

✅ You care about not getting ripped off. You want to know the plays before someone runs them on you.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:

❌ You’re looking for a family holiday guide. Pattaya as a family destination exists. This session doesn’t cover it.

❌ You’re already deep in the expat scene and have six months on the ground. You know this city. This isn’t for you.

❌ You want a sanitized travel experience with curated Instagram spots and “hidden gems.” Wrong city, wrong session.

❌ You’re easily offended by a presenter who calls things what they are.

❌ You can’t focus on your dream vacation for 2 hours.

❌ You’re not actually going. If you’re casually curious about Pattaya but have no trip planned, this seat belongs to someone who’ll use it.

FAQs

Saturday, June 20, 2026. Time: 🇺🇸 6/9 AM 🇬🇧 2 PM 🇩🇪 3 PM 🇹🇭 8 PM 🇦🇺 9/11 PM.

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